Interesting...
In profiling my personal pet troll, beefsoup69 and all his/her other split personalities, I'm starting to see a more clear picture of him/her:
- Some lead boring lives.
- Some suffer from severe depression or other conditions, and have a need to cause trouble to make themselves feel better.
- Low self-esteem causes many people to hate their lives or feel they are not exciting enough to be liked or loved...
- Some trolls are deeply disturbed, filled with hate and resentment.
- Some feel they have no control over their own lives, and it gives them pleasure to feel they have control over others.
Conclusion: such people really have no life, and do suffer from a mental disorder called "Internet Troll Personality Disorder". I wasn't wrong in my previous assessment of him/her at all! Damn...I should be a psychologist or something! Call me Doctor.
Anyway, I have sent Trollie crying back under its bridge where it belongs, and where it won't be bothering me anymore. Let's see it itch to comment more on my blog when it can't find the comment button anymore. Let's see it read all my posts...and do nothing more than just read. Let's see if it will still come back for more...and if it does, I'll be very honoured because it means that it actually LIKES what I write. As one blogger said, "You're doing something right if trolls think you're important enough to annoy."
And as Robbie Williams sings: Let meeeee...ENTERTAIN you!!!
Infinity points to Sheila, minus infinity points to Trollie.
Btw, Trollie boy, here are some dating tips for you, as it would appear that you're lacking a lot of love, either from someone from the female species (probably never kissed one before), or from your mama (probably never got kissed yourself):
1. STOP SITTING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER ALREADY!
2. Look into the mirror and say: "I'm good enough, I like myself, I'm smart enough, I look good, I'm not going to be a coward anymore, and I'm going to give people a chance to like me!" I recommend chanting this at least 10 times a day.
3. Now, go take a shower, put on some clean clothes...yes, that includes clean underwear, put on some deodorant, shave...under your armpits too if you have to, and put on a smile!
4. You're now set and ready to meet a girl and go on your very first date! If you keep good behaviour, you might get lucky and get your very first kiss!
5. Seriously...didn't I already tell you to get that trunk of yours off that chair? NOW, boy NOW!
Good luck!
